All the Dates

Featured

A Quarter-Life Crisis

I am totally and completely in the middle of a quarter-life crisis. I check all the boxes: Feeling like a paper bag, drifting through the wind? Check. Would rather be a loner stoner than go out with friends? Checkers. Don’t have any idea what career goals should be, much let met any of those goals? […]

Read More A Quarter-Life Crisis
Featured

Shit Out of Luck

In 2019 I decided that I was going to fully submerge myself in the dating world. I was going to go on 19 first dates in 2019. Well I did it and I even finished strong at 20 first dates! I originally started this blog to write about the “research” I was finding from this […]

Read More Shit Out of Luck
Featured

Date #10: The Realization

June 19th, 2019 At this point in my dating research I had gotten obsessed with marking date numbers off my list. I wasn’t taking into consideration who I was picking. I had started to become a dating monster. I was swiping left and right on hundreds of boys a day looking to find my next […]

Read More Date #10: The Realization
Featured

Date #9: The Very Late Date

June 18th, 2019 At this point of the social experiment I began to hit a lull. I was picking guys based on how quickly I could get a date out of them, when I should have been focused on if I actually thought we could have a connection. I had gotten obsessed with hitting the […]

Read More Date #9: The Very Late Date
Featured

Boy #7: All Around Meh

March 28th, 2019 I went on a date with Boy #7 while I was still seeing Boy #6. I didn’t really want to like Boy #6, so I thought continuing on with the 19 dates would push Boy #6 out of my mind. I was wrong. I liked Boy #6 and poor Boy #7 didn’t […]

Read More Boy #7: All Around Meh
Featured

Date #6: The Boss’ Son

March 16th, 2019 I have been dreading writing about this date because I don’t know where to begin and lord help me if anyone at work reads this. So this is a totally different sequence of events. I met this guy in the wild! I actually found a boy in the real world. He worked […]

Read More Date #6: The Boss’ Son
Featured

DATE #4, The Guy I Almost Liked

February 6th, 2019 After the last three guys I wasn’t feeling very hopeful as I went on Date #4. Just like the other guys, he looked cute in his Bumble profile, he seemed funny and normal. We had been texting back and forth and I could tell that this guy was going to be funny […]

Read More DATE #4, The Guy I Almost Liked

DATE #3, Breastfeeding Boy

February 4th, 2019 The first two dates didn’t go too well but when I came home I was always glad that I had gone on them. It is a nice feeling returning to your comfort zone and realizing that nothing horrible happened while you were out of your comfort circle. I found boy #3 on […]

Read More DATE #3, Breastfeeding Boy